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Press Kit

Everything you need to write about Excuse Caddie , logos, screenshots, boilerplate copy, and a way to reach a human.

For examples to quote, browse the collections below. Each links to the original numbered card, so a story can reference a specific excuse rather than a random result.

What are we blaming today? Golf excuses by situation

270 alibis, sorted by what went wrong

One-liner

Excuse Caddie is a one-tap golf excuse generator. 270 curated alibis for shanks, three-putts, and blown rounds. Free, offline, no accounts, no ads.

Long blurb (~110 words)

Excuse Caddie is a humor app for golfers who need an instant alibi after a bad shot. Tap the Mulligan button , or shake the phone , and one of 270 hand-written excuses appears, across eight categories (Body, Nerves, Kit, Weather, Course, Distractions, Luck, Swing). Share a screenshot to the group chat, vote on the funniest, and watch the community leaderboard rank the most cocky lines. The app runs fully offline. There are no accounts, no ads, and no tracking beyond anonymous usage counts. Built as a React Native / Expo app for iOS and Android, with a sister website at excusecaddie.xyz that surfaces the same excuse pool for sharing and SEO.

Quick facts

Name
Excuse Caddie (App Store listing: "Excuse Caddie: Golf Alibis")
Category
Entertainment / Sports / Humor
Platforms
iOS, Android, Web
Excuses
270 hand-curated, across 8 categories
Pricing
Free. No ads, no in-app purchases, no subscription.
Privacy
No login. No personal data collected. Anonymous device ID for vote dedupe and usage counts only.
Tech
React Native + Expo (app), Next.js (web), Supabase + Upstash Redis (backend)
Maintainer
Diana Öhman , Dot Systems
Repo
github.com/dotsystemsdevs/excuse-caddie (MIT)

Assets

Visual assets are available on request. Three folders:

  • 📐 logo-source/ , Master logo (1024×1024 PNG)
  • 📱 store-screenshots/ , Six iPhone screenshots, 1290×2796, used in the App Store
  • 🖼️ references/ , Working references and color palette swatches

MIT-licensed. Crop, resize, recolor freely. No need to ask.

Links

Contact

For interviews, feature requests, or pre-publication review: hello@excusecaddie.xyz. Replies within 48 hours from a single human (Diana).