Golf Swing Excuses
Tempo, alignment and an ambitious backswing provide plenty of material after a miss. This collection keeps the joke close to the swing itself. Browse the golf swing excuses for a line about what the club was meant to do.
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Choose an excuse for your round
- #168New swing, bedding it in.
- #169Inconsistency is my trademark.
- #170Fly fishing or golfing?
- #171Lifted my head.
- #172Swinging like a football bat.
- #173Failed to snap load.
- #174Tee too low.
- #175Tee too high.
- #176Skulled the chip.
- #177Bump-and-run didn't bump or run.
- #178Decelerated.
- #179Didn't commit.
- #180Looked up.
- #181Arms ahead of hips.
- #182Weird hitch.
- #183Inside out.
- #184Hit behind it.
- #185Face was open.
- #186Hosel rocket.
- #187Heeled it.
- #188Right line, wrong speed.
- #189Right speed, wrong line.
- #190Left my draws at home.
- #207It's a power fade.
- #214Right shot, wrong hole.
- #215Problem happened after impact.
- #230Born insufficiently talented.
- #243LOFT — lack of talent.
- #246Better if I was better at golf.
- #255I'm working through a swing change