Distraction Excuses
A bird, a fart, a coin in the next group. Something moved at the wrong moment.
40 rulings
- #123Someone talked in my backswing.
- #124Someone hollered.
- #125Heard a glove come off.
- #126Group ahead is too slow.
- #127Squirrel stared at me.
- #128Standing too close.
- #129Someone coughed.
- #130Bug in my face.
- #131Phone's dead, can't focus.
- #132Cart whiplash.
- #133Got rushed.
- #134Stop laughing.
- #135Too much waiting.
- #136Group behind is too fast.
- #137Airplane flew over.
- #138Bird dive-bombed me.
- #139Someone smacking gum.
- #140Don't talk to my ball.
- #141Groundhog.
- #142Somebody moved.
- #143Shadow crossed my line.
- #144Saw my shadow.
- #145Watch buzzed.
- #146Marshal was staring.
- #147Partner breathed too loud.
- #148There was a bee!
- #149Phone vibrated.
- #150Did you hear that???
- #221Underwear riding up.
- #222Snake might be in there.
- #223Need a manicure first.
- #227Told Beyoncé not to text me.
- #237That's why I ate that.
- #240I blinked.
- #244Need the bathroom.
- #247I was in the pool!
- #259Did you hear that?!? Right in my backswing…..
- #264Bird chirped in my backswing
- #265Accidentally farted in the backswing instead of the down swing.
- #270Just scouting the next hole.