Golf Body and Injury Excuses
A stiff back, tired legs or a badly timed sneeze can become the story of a round. These body-related golf excuses put the blame on everything your swing had to work around. Pick a line that fits the moment and share it with your group.
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Choose an excuse for your round
- #1Leg day.
- #2Back's tight.
- #3Two hours of sleep.
- #4I slipped.
- #5Jacket's too tight.
- #6Too bloated to rotate.
- #7Lumbago.
- #8Legs are dead.
- #9New knees.
- #10Can't feel anything today.
- #11Aches and pains.
- #12Foot slipped.
- #13Too much coffee, hands shaky.
- #14Tee time was too early.
- #15Bad back.
- #16Tore my Achilles.
- #17Glutes aren't firing.
- #18Gym this morning.
- #241Pulled a muscle reaching for scorecard.
- #250I’ve got a hip thing from High School baseball
- #261My neck is so stiff, I think I slept wrong last night